I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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