literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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