I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
i just made my gag reflex go away.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
This toilet bowl is my home.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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