so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I FOUND THE LEGS
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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