idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
