I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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