she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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