What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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