No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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