You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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