He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
The air taste purple.
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