Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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