This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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