yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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