I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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