i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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