haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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