why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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