in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
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