Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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