Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Who wears a wallet chain?!
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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