I need help removing her.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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