So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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