I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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