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(404): View more from Georgia

best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures

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(416): View more from Toronto

Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?

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(516): View more from New York

Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew

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(913): View more from Kansas

Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.

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(337): View more from Louisiana

Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George

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(516): View more from New York

I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.

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