He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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