gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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