Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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