normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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