just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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