Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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