How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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