i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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