Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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