I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Randomize
