I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
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