David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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