i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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