I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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