loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
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