I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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