i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Girls should come with a carfax report
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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