Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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