Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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