discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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