That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
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