Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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