I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Randomize
