I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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