Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
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