Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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