What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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