Porn is love you can see.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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