Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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