I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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